Dear Reader,
Puns and jokes are an easy way to create a good working atmosphere at the office. In English-speaking countries, wordplays, jokes and puns are often called "groaners" because they are often so corny that we groan when we hear them. Hunt for double meanings, ambiguities, on-purpose misspellings in the following puns:
Where do tadpoles change into frogs? |
In the croakroom. |
How do you address a female health inspector? |
Hi, Jean! |
What is the color of wind? |
Blew. |
If you want to play the violin, go ahead, |
but no strings attached, mate! |
If you’re interested in pet insurance, they’ll offer |
you something you’d be barking mad to refuse or even sniff at. |
Don’t be a turkey, |
do your Christmas shopping in our store! |
What do trains and trees have in common? |
Trains leave sheds and trees shed leaves. |
What is the differerence between unlawful and illegal? |
The first is against the law, the second is a sick bird. |
What is the difference between a mirror and a man? |
One reflects without speaking, the other speaks without reflecting. |
Why is 6 afraid of 7? |
Because 7 8 9. |
Why is the Panama Canal like the first U in cucumber? |
Because it’s between two Cs. |
Here are some websites to visit and collect puns:
Enjoy the humor in the language and have a great week.
Sincerely,
Nelly Thomas