von Nelly Thomas, veröffentlicht in Business English
Dear Reader,
Puns and jokes are an easy way to create a good working atmosphere at the office. In English-speaking countries, wordplays, jokes and puns are often called "groaners" because they are often so corny that we groan when we hear them. Hunt for double meanings, ambiguities, on-purpose misspellings in the following puns:
Where do tadpoles change into frogs? | In the croakroom. |
How do you address a female health inspector? | Hi, Jean! |
What is the color of wind? | Blew. |
If you want to play the violin, go ahead, | but no strings attached, mate! |
If you’re interested in pet insurance, they’ll offer | you something you’d be barking mad to refuse or even sniff at. |
Don’t be a turkey, | do your Christmas shopping in our store! |
What do trains and trees have in common? | Trains leave sheds and trees shed leaves. |
What is the differerence between unlawful and illegal? | The first is against the law, the second is a sick bird. |
What is the difference between a mirror and a man? | One reflects without speaking, the other speaks without reflecting. |
Why is 6 afraid of 7? | Because 7 8 9. |
Why is the Panama Canal like the first U in cucumber? | Because it’s between two Cs. |
Here are some websites to visit and collect puns:
Enjoy the humor in the language and have a great week.
Sincerely,
Nelly Thomas
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